June 2011
3 posts
April 2011
3 posts
It’s by Hans Zimmer. Oh yeh, and it’s...
May 2010
1 post
What’s the difference between the whole series of Harry Potter books and >insert name<’s head?
>insert name<’s head is thicker.
March 2010
5 posts
We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us.
monikaphoenix:
seriously contemplating getting anger management.
i thought i was the only one.
uni is like..
uni is like…..
a pile of shit.
like a fly, you’re drawn in at first, because you see all the other flies buzzing around that pile of shit. you land in the shit, only to realise what a terrible mistake you’ve made. you try to escape, but you’re stuck. the shit has drawn you in, tricked you, ensnared you. your only hope now is to wait out those five miserable years in which...
The number of births in India each year is greater...
monokuromu:
ohyeahfacts:
(The Amazing Book of Useless Information)
—> Well considering the population in India is over 1 billion and the population of Australia is something like 22 million - I’m really not surprised.
yuck.
February 2010
2 posts
the legend has returned...
GUess wat…IM BACK!
ok disregard the title…im not THAT up myself..but still thought i wud incorporate some of my luvoness here…
bak on tumblr…this little virtual world that ive dogged for something called…the real world.
but anyways now im back (and i have a brand spanking new laptop…which is totally f**king AWESOME! GO ASUS!)
so…to commemorate my...
October 2009
1 post
September 2009
6 posts
Goodbye was Always Your Favourite Word -To Be...
so i went to bondi bichich today :)
sunbaked (n got burnt..), went for a dip (n went numb) n saw a seal!! :D
“There are four things you cannot recover in life: the stone after its thrown,...”
“I believe everything happens for a reason. People change so you can learn how to...”
August 2009
26 posts
monikaphoenix:
sinfulinvidia:
Numb (Live in...
BoB Wireless Modem with iinet →
monokuromu:
BoB looks very smexy, the functions are the best in Australia right now. I might get it when I move out … probably within the next few years xD And it’s naked DSL, has heaps of nifty ports, and the modem and it’s functions are pretty swell.
you? moving out? i thought people needed money, and a job before they could do that.. yay for hoboism!
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. Smile when it hurts most.
Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see Life with a clearer view again.
Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence
If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your...
tell me wen u ppl are free, n mayb i can organise a mutual walk/run/catchup time?
me: its lyk dnt u ppl get it...i dnt wear jewelly
carrie: hahaha
i dare you to put on ALL the jewellry you own and walk through a metal detector
me: HAHAHAHA
that wud be hilarious
nah nah ill wear a trenchcoat
n run up to someone
fling it open
WANNA BUY SOMETHING
carrie: ROFLMAO!!!
me: *says in husky greek voice*
thursday runs. anyone who wants to join…jst msg me ;)
Guys breed shit. End of story.
Wow, and I actually thought you were decent. I discarded my cynical views on guys, and believed the shit you bred. I actually believed that not every guy was only after sex, that not every guy was a player or a prick. I should have followed my gut instincts..stupid stupid me. But I still realised what game you were playing at, and hey, better late than never.
I just cant believe that I was so...
Legal.
so i went to bondi today with my cusns. that was awesome. the water was numbing but it was a great day :D
oh and i also turn 18 tmoro. my last day of childhood is ticking away.
Living For The Moment
Today I drove up to the regional park, having decided that from now on that was going to be my exercise spot. Ps. If anyone wants to join me for a walk or jog, just call or message. While I was jogging, I thought about my life and where I was at the moment.
Ive noticed that lately Ive been living for the moment. I wake up, get my ass to uni when I have to, then go home. I socialise in class, but...
I Heart Fridays
After my bladder forced me out of bed, I spent the rest of the morning lounging outside in the warmth with the pets. Dijana was meant to come over at 3, so I completed some housework while simultaneously listening to music and dancing around like a retard.
I was painting the tree in my backyard (aka procrastinating) when Dijana rang. She’d filled up at the shell petrol station, went to pay...
“the world is your oyster. so if your allergic to shellfish, your practically...”
Me: would u let me hav a bf? :P
Maria: yeh, but only if he gives u presents
Me: presents? im not a gold digger..
Maria: yeh but stuff lyk Maccas is nice. hehe
Me: LOL maccas??
Maria: well excuse me, but my sister doesnt come for free!
Maria: what do you want for ur bday?
Me: GHD
Maria: something affordable
Me: a house? car? what about a Gucci dress?
Maria: i dont evn know what a Juicy dress is...
7 more days…
50 sit ups 10 push ups 20 squats 5 min leg pedal
me: i feel sick every time after i exercise
maria: i feel sick every time i move a finger
:D
hugs from people are great. n the more u lyk that person the betta they are :D
so today was pretty great :) woke up, did some house work while dancing crazily to music. the weather was fantastic, i finally wore shorts for the first tym in ages :). my dad made me a manwich, went for a walk with my midget dog, maria said i looked like a skinny barbie (not sure how that works…arent barbies usually skinny or have they created new plus size versions that im unaware of?)...
“$1 showers, $2 to watch”
“spooning leads to forking, which leads to sporking”
July 2009
12 posts
monokuromu:
optimisticpessimism:
moonlite:
monokuromu:
So you guys should know, my mobile number will be out of use for approximately three days, if you can’t get to me. I’ll be open to emails or other alternative numbers that belong to members of my family :) The reason for my number being out of use is that I’m switching over to a better company and plan, I’ll be keeping my number though.
...
Drivings a bitch...
doctorvicky:
Pricks tell you off and swear at you for driving on the right lane and MANY people try to cut you off just cause your on Ls… I could’ve crashed, you dickhead!! Lucky I know how to use the breaks
since wen are L platers meant to be driving in the right lane? lol
“Lately I’ve been hard to reach
I’ve been too long on my own
Everybody has a...”
– Beautiful- Eminem
“i have a wedgie. pick it out for me?”
Lying from You- Linkin Park